Do Not Forgot !

Hello hello hello. We are we are the youth of the nation and music is movies is sex is drugs and rock and roll is Waterworld is Mad Max and Mel Gibson and Conspiracy Theory and Changing Lanes and Gone with the Wind and all these things we love to sit through commercials for Vagisil (tm) for.

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Some ideas for this list:

• Give a trailer.

• Don't give us a huge summary, don't spoil any plot-lines, endings, etc. Set the scene as if you want to suck me into the gaping void of a beautiful film that is the World According to Garp (starring Robin Williams in the '80s).

• Most importantly tell us why it kicks ass. When did you see it? Were you fucked up? Would being fucked up affect your opinion of the movie? Do you like to fuck movies? How bad is your porn habit? etc.

• Space things out and tell us what other movies we' d like if we liked the one you posted about. We can all go to IMDB and look up what percent of my asshole enjoys Kevin Costner with gills behind his ears in Waterworld this week. That movie is considered one of the ten worst of all time. Fuck that. In all honestly, Waterworld's in my top 30 probably. The premise alone could melt some shit you'd previously thought unmeltable.

• Tell us who's in it, and what else they are in that is just as anarchyXXXcore and shit. Like I said, this isn't IMDB. If all you remember is that "that really cute girl from Juno and Hard Candy" is in it, fucking great. Or look it up. Or give us a fine nude pic! (only if its tasteful, of course..)

But I digress.

Tell us what ya know, don't be allmovie.com

Lets watch every movie made after 1975. That's my plan for the rest of my life.

And remember: Time doesn't exist, it's just gravity weighing us down, giving us wrinkles, sucking us closer to the ground so we can decompose and be recycled into the testicles of an alaskan chipmunk or the testicles of a lawnmower or the labia of a snake.

do the drugs, don't let the drugs do you.

Alik